Hipster Bands

Ten ways to know if the band you're listening to was meant for hipsters:

(officially hated-on by my hipster co-worker)

1. at least two of the band members have full beards

2.  if number 1 isn't true, at least one member has a full beard and another has a mustache from the 1970's

3. the lead singer sings abnormally high for a man

4. the lead singer sings abnormally monotonous for a woman

5. the female member of the band isn't the lead singer

6. sometimes, a mandolin is used

7. most of the band photos distort or hide the band members' faces

8. they talk about how much they enjoyed their non-US tours during interviews

9. they didn't headline at Coachella

10. the lyrics are so obscure, you're not sure if it's a happy or a sad song